The 3-step faucet water ultimatum. If you don’t get water, no one else should either.
At Confession
- Friend: I smoke too much marijuana.
- Priest: So, is it the good stuff, or...?
Happy Mother’s Day From The FluffPo
To all the moms out there, thanks for everything you do!
Via elycefeliz.
what if our lives flash before our laptops' eyes when they die
- computer: awkward photos from middle school
- computer: cats
- computer: cats in bowties
- computer: cats wearing mittens
- computer: 7,000 gifs so you never have to actually express emotion
- computer: fanfiction
- computer:
- computer: fuck
- computer: Steve Jobs wanted me to be better than this
